Argument Time!

Dad:  Sit down!  I told you to settle down!

Kid:  I can't!  My body just has to dance!  This is my JAM!

Dad:  No!  The theme song to "Sonic Underground" is NOT your jam!

Important Middle of the Night Questions

Dad!  Dad!  DAD!  So.....do you like......things?

HORMONES!

Mom!  Do the Ramones make men grow beards on their face?