While Watching "Mary Poppins"

So.... is this like Downton Abbey for kids?

Almost Too Perfect

Kid:  Mom!  Stop it!  You're making me feel paranoid!

Me:  What?  Do you even know what that word means?

Kid:  No!  I don't!  Because NO ONE WILL TELL ME!

Annual Checkup

Is the doctor going to put a needle in my chesticles?

Had a Small Red Bump on His Face

What's the point of living if you're not beautiful???

Important Middle of the Night Questions

Dad!  Dad!  DAD!  So.....do you like......things?

He Was Looking at Thimbles

Mom!  Where did you get all this finger armor??!!!

Said to grandpa

So, Larry...  Do you know karate?