Slurred at 1:00 am, mostly asleep, while peeing everywhere in the bathroom

That's the price you pay!

It Explains A Lot, Actually

Mom!  I'm 5 years old!  I pretty much always have to go to the bathroom.

HORMONES!

Mom!  Do the Ramones make men grow beards on their face?

He Was Looking at Thimbles

Mom!  Where did you get all this finger armor??!!!

Liz Lemonning - He Was Pointing to an ad for Wine

Mom!  MOM!  I found something in this magazine you like!

So one of you is rich? And can drive?

I want to multiply myself!  Then one of me could go to school, one could be buying video games, one could be sleeping, and one could be in trouble. 

She Wants to be Your Friend?

Savannah has a crush on me!  She told me she has a crush on me! 

What's a crush?