That's DOCTOR Hot Rod to you

I want a new name... change my name to Hot Rod.

Comic Strip Subtext

Do you think Green Goblin is sexy?

Star Wars - The Parts Between the Battles

Mom! Pretend you're Darth Vader and you're making dinner for the Empire!

Introduction!

Hi!  I have a 3-year old son who says cute things all the time.  I always think...oh!  I should write that down!  But I never do (tears).  So now I'm going to type them all up! 

The funniest thing he ever said (so far) happened about two months ago.  He was asking me a lot of questions about body parts, boys, girls, babies, etc.  (I thought 3 was too young for this?)  Anyhoo, the questions started getting a little too detailed.  So I started deflecting, saying things like "I don't remember!" or "Let's google that!".  Finally, I shut everything down with the comment "That's a long story.  Want to make French Toast?".  (Note - French Toast solves everything.)

So, a couple of days later, I was sitting on the couch, and my son sidled up to me and asked in the sweetest voice imaginable, "Mom?  Can you tell me a long story about your vagina?"