While Watching "Mary Poppins"

So.... is this like Downton Abbey for kids?

OK, But It's 6 AM

Mom!  I'm really enjoying this quality time together!

Divorce Explained

It's like there's two peas in a pot.  Then one pea gets out of the pot and gets in a different pot with some carrots.

Almost Too Perfect

Kid:  Mom!  Stop it!  You're making me feel paranoid!

Me:  What?  Do you even know what that word means?

Kid:  No!  I don't!  Because NO ONE WILL TELL ME!

Argument Time!

Dad:  Sit down!  I told you to settle down!

Kid:  I can't!  My body just has to dance!  This is my JAM!

Dad:  No!  The theme song to "Sonic Underground" is NOT your jam!

Good Morning!

Mom?  Mom?  Um.....I think I sort of had a poo accident?

Annual Checkup

Is the doctor going to put a needle in my chesticles?