Good Morning!

Mom?  Mom?  Um.....I think I sort of had a poo accident?

Yelled in Target Near Someone Who Had Obviously Just Farted

Ugh!  Mom!  MOM!  It smells TERRIBLE in this aisle!

Slurred at 1:00 am, mostly asleep, while peeing everywhere in the bathroom

That's the price you pay!

It Explains A Lot, Actually

Mom!  I'm 5 years old!  I pretty much always have to go to the bathroom.