Said to grandpa

So, Larry...  Do you know karate?

First Thing in the Morning

So, Mom... we meet again.

My Mother's Movie Reviews

Sadly, my mother is no longer with us. Her movie reviews, however, are with us forever. ENJOY!

A FEW GOOD MEN:  "How can one man be THAT good looking?"

SCENT OF A WOMAN:   "I didn't like the whole idea of that movie....you know....(loud whisper) smelling women."

My Husband's Regional Musings

"People from the North East don't travel for weddings."

Um, thanks? I guess?

Mom! I really like your bumpy skin! It's one of the things I love about you the best!

So.....a Liberal Arts major?

Future careers under consideration:


Toy reviewer

Video game player

Bakugan collector

Scuba diver

One is the same

My resolutions:

1. Go to sleep earlier
2. Wake up earlier
3. Eat healthier

My kid's resolutions:

1. Stay up later
2. Wake up earlier
3. Eat more sweets