Good Morning!

Mom?  Mom?  Um.....I think I sort of had a poo accident?

Annual Checkup

Is the doctor going to put a needle in my chesticles?

Had a Small Red Bump on His Face

What's the point of living if you're not beautiful???

Said With Feeling While Fast Asleep

Don't tell me what I need!  I need a harpoon!!!

Important Middle of the Night Questions

Dad!  Dad!  DAD!  So.....do you like......things?

Answer Key: No, No, Yes

Did you ever have bedbugs?  Did dad ever have bedbugs?  Is that why you guys got married???

Yelled in the Elementary School Office

I gave my dad the finger this morning!