Sunday, January 22, 2012
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Answer Key: No, No, Yes
Did you ever have bedbugs? Did dad ever have bedbugs? Is that why you guys got married???
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
I Didn't Need To Know This At 4:19 AM
Mom! Mom! I just wanted to tell you that your hair smells really good!
Friday, July 22, 2011
MORTIFYING Things My Kid Says: WE WON'T BE GOING BACK TO THIS HAIRCUT PLACE
HEY! Less of THIS [makes talking motion with fingers] and more of THIS [makes scissor snipping motion with fingers]!
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Yelled in Target Near Someone Who Had Obviously Just Farted
Ugh! Mom! MOM! It smells TERRIBLE in this aisle!
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